The hip-but-inane dialogue between hitmen John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction is ripe for parody. When porn counterparts Alex Sanders and Steve Hatcher (formerly Jake Williams), as hitmen trying to go straight as encyclopedia salesmen, step into their roles, the results are hilarious. No Royale-with-cheese of Lé Big Mac here -- instead the topics run to Q-tips up the ass, thumb-fucking, and the evils of cheap coffee. When not cracking up, you'll be gasping at the steamy sex. Put down the Bos Delongprez screenplay, the Spinelli spin, and both Hatcher and Sanders for nominations consideration, along with the Crystal/Kaitlyn/Davis threeway, which features some superb double head for the lucky Brit.

Other highlights include the languid, intense, tabletop pairing of Sanders and slender French beauty Rebecca Lord (playing a hitman groupie), and the final threeway of Sanders, Hatcher, and Kirsty Waay. Do naturally-endowed, petite-breasted women somehow try harder? Or is it simply the inherent appeal and talent of the impossibly cute Ms. Waay? Either waay, both she and this vid are real finds. Only a weak sex scene with Dallas and Jonathan Morgan, and a badly-shoehorned but snappy Hatcher-Nikki Sinn pairing bars a higher rating. Enjoy!