Gee, I'm disappointed. With a provocative title like Freak Club, I was expecting hairy babes, dwarves, maybe Uncle Fester. Not. But you don't have to worry; only the men are freaky in this otherwise perfectly ordinary wall-to-wall, fuck 'n' suck-fest video. Even so, the "freaks" are a bunch of silly rubber dildos rather convincingly attached to the male pudenda. I had no idea special effects were so advanced in porn movies! What'll they think of next?
Don't get the wrong idea. It's not like a person can't hump to this stuff; sure you can. There's a long pussy-licking episode at the beginning of each segment that goes on awhile before the nonsense begins. By then, you've had time to wank off and should get a big laugh at 20-inch pecker/zeppelins probing shaved pussy or a pronged penis flailing around delicious thighs. Some of this equipment looks like what the plumber brings when the pipes are clogged. And take my word for it, sometimes two heads are not better than one.
As far as the action goes, Sahara Sands and Tanya Storm happily playing with Tom Byron's double-pronged cock is well worth a look, especially the double cumshot ending. Sahara's mouthful of Moosse's well-bent 18-incher is more laughable than hot, but don't miss it.
Retailers take note: this tape is available with hard and soft box-covers, and in regular and 3D versions. The soft box features Alicia Rio, while the hard has Sahara Sands. The soft one is slightly better-looking, but both should sell the product well.