In all honesty, I was in a horny mood before I even slipped this tape into the VCR, and 1 wasn't totally disappointed. A fair portion of this show is sublimely ridiculous, but there's enough material here that's unusual, exciting and just plain unique to get off any person in a masturbatory mood.

Big licorice bits nipples, jumbo clits, authentic looking (for awhile anyway) rubber appendages, gigantic tits, even natural body hair are all displayed to high advantage. The videography is more than decent. For low-brow entertainment, it's pretty damn good!

In the first segment, three genuine amateurs of foreign extraction (they seem to be saying "Fuck me silly" in Dutch) hump around with playful abandon. The original fuckfriends are a couple in their 30's. She sucks her boyfriend with gusto and he enjoys her natural breasts. Then an adorable little black chick comes along to spice things up and, gee, is she pretty! No acrobatics or kinky stuff, but the enthusiasm of uninhibited "real people" performers makes this a voyeuristic delight.

Fans of Big Toppers will be pleased to see Lisa Lipps entertaining Leanna Fox and Tony Martino. That hefty clit she's sporting between her legs is cap­tivating. For some reason, Lisa reminds me of Suzanne Somers in a "Thighmaster" infomercial; this only adds to her appeal.

I did the old double-take at the third segment, thinking a fully erect penis is sprouting out of this sweet Asian nookie. Looks like the real thing to me, right up until Tony Martino comes along with his own two-foot dong. Okay, it's funny. But if I had just ten minutes to get myself off, I'd be just plain mad.

Even with Ron Jeremy dipping his hose everywhere in the final segment, this tape still gets two and a half dicks up. For customers looking for something different, or a fun party tape, Playin1 Hard To Get is worth a look.