Ohhhh, mama!  I watched it twice and I bought a copy for my deliberately sparse personal collection.  This ain't just a must-see -- it's a must-fuck-to, must-jerk-off-to, make-your-friends-watch! The best orgy scene of the year, perhaps even rivaling the classic Face Dance setpiece.  The centerpiece is a breathtaking strawberry blonde with mammoth natural pillowy boobs, and a face like Catherine Denueve. The stunning slender brunette, the exquisite Kaitlyn Ashley lookalike, the gorgeous babes taking an anal pounding from the Rocco-sized studs -- all add up to topnotch sexual thrills that end too soon -- well, at least this scene does.

Next, a ravishing slim brunette -- sort of a tall, slender Latin version of Finola Hughes, with delicate features and a delectable ass, takes on two major studs in steamy dick-slapping d.p. action.  This babe may be the best-looking woman to enter the biz since the brief advent of Emerald Estrade.

The best two-couple scene of the year follows.  We know Private delivers the raunch, but this scene is a revelation that Andrew Blake would be jealous of -- genuinely romantic, beautifully mounted, lit, and shot -- and absolutely soul-searing sex!  We get one blonde, one brunette, and their handsome partners, moving from a nighttime rendezvous in a gazebo, to a fog-shrouded, blue-moonlit rock pond.  The couples shed their evening finery, and engage in sloppy oral, furious with, and awesome anal.

The romance is met by pure raunch, as a lithe blonde swallows two dicks at once under a Paris bridge.  The trio retreats to an apartment for some serious d.p. action.  Here's more of what makes Private so great.  Ever notice that in a d.p., it's usually the smaller dick in the rear passage? Not so here -- one dude, wiht a hunk of meat the size of a kosher salami, rides the dirt road.  Details, like the frottage of a supple ass, dick-slapping and cheek-chewing facial thrusts enhance the superb coverage of the nonstop action.

Another starlike beauty -- a lissome brunette with sapphire eyes, gets sand and cock in every orifice, as she meats her match(es) on the beach.  The scene lasts from sunny high non to a glittering sunset dip to rinse off the cum -- and I can believe these pros could last seven or eight hours, with breaks for raw oysters and hosing down.

The closer is a crotch-crunching threeway, with an exotic, lithe blonde doing the famous Private babe bridge with two huge-dicked native studs in a tropical treat.  The d.p. thrusting is Max Hardcore-intense, and the double facial dousing a worthy ending to the best Private Video Magazine ever.  Now that's akin to the best of Shakespeare or Yeats, the best of Michael Jordan, the best of Mozart... you get the idea.  Now get the video, and get ready to polish up the award statuettes.