Satisfaction guaranteed? How about a refund, then? Clocking in at two hours, this monumental time-waster begins with a mind-numbing 30-minute solo from Kim Kataine, then segues into flat-line fever with Rocki Roads and Ringman... which seems twice as friggin' long because it's shot entirely in slow motion! Every damned stroke!

The only worthwhile heat is generated by brunette Tia, whose huge, perky nipples are toyed with by Mike Horner, in a decent tryst.