Leave it to the extremely Caucasian Alex Sanders to successfully essay the role of a Chinese food delivery boy, make it funny instead of annoying, and deliver hot sex -- while still in character.  He's one of the many suspects in this murder-mystery/comedy.

Adult producer Frank Towers is surrounded by assassins.  He's been poisoned -- was it partner Jay Ashley?  Foreign distributor Vince Vouyer?  Pornstars Whitney Wonders and Kimberly Kummings?  Alex?  Detectives Tom Byron and Nikki sinn are hired to solve the case.

Whitney gets a bonus delivery when Alex appears on her outdoor deck for a sunlit cowgirl, coating her outsized potstickers with his sludgy MSG.  Vince shows his devotion for wife Amber Woods with Tom's assistance in a three-way (and you thought roses butter a girl's cracker...); Anna Malle declares "I'm not a lesbian," proving her heterosexuality with Tom; look for fabulous foreplay tease and a smooth reverse cowgirl.

It's truly saddening that neither of them ride the anal range.

Allow A Shot In The Pants to provoke a response in yours.