Unless you speak Italian, there'll be no story for you. But as with most foreign vids, the women are realistic —and hairy— and appear to be into it.

The director hollers directions throughout, which serves as a slight mood de-enhancer. Nothing special, or as they might say in Italian: "A Bedtime Story is notta hotta, spicy meat-a-ball- but it may be wortha shota in adding to youra importa sectione."