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All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
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Released Dec 01st, 1995
Running Time 75
Director Jim Powers
Company Legend Video
Cast Dave Hardman, Micki Lynn, Kyle Stone (straight), Bailey (I), Rachel Love
Critical Rating AAA 1/2
Genre Feature



What happens to old washed up porn stars? They go to the old porn folks home! Powers puts together an entertaining, original and funny video. The action opens with the decrepit pornsters sitting around a table wondering where all the years have gone. Kudos to the make-up artist and to the actors —especially Stone and Hardman— whose over the top drooling Geritol schtick will have you wetting your Depends. (Thankfully, through the magic of Hollywood, we don't have to watch the performers bumping wrinkles in their geriatric get-up)

Micki Lynn pulls the video together as an old time porn fan and nurse, who administers some oral and anal therapy to the oldsters. Much of the sex occurs outdoors, such as Lynn's "I'm gonna jerk you off in my ass!" scene with Hardman. Indoors, nurses Lynn and Love show St. James there is more to old age than bridge and checkers.

Ponce de Leon looked in the wrong place for the Fountain of Youth. It's between Micki Lynn's thighs. Drink up!

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