Vociferous 'n' lascivious little Lana Sands rattler Dick Nasty's bones, and he actually responds with unexpected vigor! Always on the lookout for a compatible asshole, Max Hardcore discovers the winking brown eye of a tight bleached blonde and proceeds to drill her silly. The winning shake 'n bake recipe is a combination consisting of one part Vince Vouyer, one part Micki Lynn; lightly battered in copious sweat. Result: one hot liquid lunch.