Perhaps the reason Ron Jeremy gets laid by creaky Bambi in a jail setting is because that's the only way the producers could hold him down. Rod Fontana willingly takes the high road to China in his ancient Asian encounter, splooging across her dentures. Eventually the oldsters tangle tongues and chow down at Fort Bushy. The only thing left to the imagination is them swapping pictures of their grandkids! For fetishists only!