In a manner similar to Anna Nicole Smith, Stacy, in twangy voice, describes herself as a "down home Texas girl" - a comment likely to test the waters of credulity among the more cynical.

In any event, the sumptuously endowed Ms. Sanches certainly has the looks to carry the tune, and a bonus round includes inviting nude footage of her sister Kim who shares a (distanced) bedroom escapade with her.

Though it's a bit of a stretch, a "Desperado" takeoff featuring a shootout in a cantina is this videssay's highlight.

Another wonderful bonus includes a profile of blonde Donna D'Errico, whose spandex-friendly body and killer dimples suggest there's a multi-millionaire in her future if not future Playmate of the Year status.