Picture a gynecologist's pin-up calendar and you get some idea of the exaltation of flesh in Buttman At Nudes 'A Poppin 3.

Because of its scope, the annual "Nudes" event at the Ponderosa Club is about as easy to encapsulate as the Kabala; but the third time's a charm for the Buttman as his ubiquitous vidcam works the hills and valleys of ass like an anxiety-driven shepherd looking for his crook.

Forty dancers/strippers/whatever of varying degrees of cosmetic respectability (one lady looks like Deion Sanders in drag) are presented for your arousal. They dance, they strut, they talk, they bend over, they spread. And they arouse.

Thank the Buttman for that. He is on your side.