Don't expect helicopters to crash and burn or buildings to blow up in this Buck Adams opus. Imagine, instead, a cheesecake glamour shoot that incorporates hardcore, and you get the idea of this scriptless montage.

Kelly Jaye and Holly Body are drop dead gorgeous, but their scene in a swimming pool looks as if they're cramming for the Red Cross lifesaving finals. Even the perennially torrid Nici Sterling and Tabitha fail to uncork in their respective tiptoe-through-the-tulips sex pairings.

Buck might want to consider avoiding this title on his job resumé.