The very minimal plot of this detective story actually provides some clever dialogue; however, the action proves not nearly as imaginative.  You know the score: the same predictable cunnilingus-fellatio-insertion-dribbling cum shot routine is repeated throughout.  Neither Rebecca Wild nor Selena's beauty or enthusiasm can save this one.  The video abruptly ends when the narrator, Ian Daniels, rips a page out of a typewriter, throws it away in disgust, and proclaims "This story wasn't any good anyway."  Exactly.