This is like the high-priced imitation spread muttering "butter!" It begins with a sad scene in an empty Jacuzzi as dry as the participants. Things improve slightly with a lactating and very vocal Tyffany Million and Jill Kelly girl/girl fling, and Ron Jeremy's lip service to Nikki Sinn, but the remainder is inferior stuff. Annoying audio problems plague a large portion of this production. As a whole, this is too inconsistent to be worthwhile.