The absurd subtitles are absolutely hilarious, as are the bizarre sex aids, and the howlingly stilted action. The gawky girl pulls out her array of toys: first a dried cuttlefish! "Aboriginal food from my homeland we eat while making love," she says. He objects, "It smells strange. It taste worst than chum gum." What the hell is chum gum? Next, a jar of "perfume sex oil for man use only." She assures her partner, "The strength ([sic] is better than the so-so sex oil." Sure hope so! Only in Japan can you compliment a woman by telling her that her "pussy is narrower than the last room I lived in," or that "I'm fucking so hard to make my waist sour," or that "Sally is the great with her two mouths and one hand…" Don't miss this goofiness. "It's funny shaking…pear juicy!"