Mozart (Backey Jackic) creates harmonies that cause hot flashes.  He's never less than a randy rondeau away from driving women insane!  He'll bang anything in a velvet skirt, from Queen Kelly Trump ("Play more, maestro - I wet myself with pleasure!") to her chambermaid, Deborah Wells.  The blissed-out ladies gladly suck his cock in 4/4 time and dance the anal minuet.

If you thought F. Murray Abraham was a card, wait 'til you see the histrionics of this Mozart's Salieri, essayed by Valentino.  His Vienna sausage works overtime in order to one-up the boy genius.  Valentino's a sturdy guy who performs a standing fuck with ease.

D'Amato's got the costumes 'n' castle thing down pat; perhaps a little too pat.  Breathtaking as all that lace and mortar may be, it's just trimmings.  The sexual performances, while certainly explicit and nasty (plenty of d.p.'s and loads to the lips) rarely reek of unbridled passion.