One of the better foreign features of late, this Italian-language production has a strong selling point in the bevy of beauties it features. So what if we can't understand a word of the plot? No matter what dialect, moaning is moaning and groaning is groaning. And there's plenty of that as these babes get plowed in one-on-one boy/girl couplings, a two-couple mini-orgy and a d.p.. Ass-Assins offers nothing terribly elaborate or inventive, but it's a pleasant surprise nonetheless.