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Juliet & Romeo

Juliet & Romeo

Released Jul 31st, 1996
Running Time 90
Director Joe D'Amato
Company Xcel Films
Cast Eva Dionosio, Cheyenne (I), Mark Davis, Stefania Sartori, Lucia Camilietti
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Film

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Elsewhere, this reviewer pleads for Joy Club director Joe D'Amato to apply his talents to a serious, character-driven films. The offer is rescinded. When Joe stops to dawdle with dialogue, the sex suffers. (Yet even mediocre sex in a D'Amato film, replete with anal hammering and gloppy facials, stands up damned well against domestic fare, so don't hesitate to stock J&R!)

The trite but serviceable plot skewers Shakespeare in favor of Canterbury-flavored tale. Ribald Romeo Mark Davis lusts not only for Juliet (breathtaking Stefania Sartori, with blonde hair and natural tits) but also winds up nailing anything in a dress within arm's reach. Usually in the ass.

After killing some wench's suitor in a sword duel, he skips to the countryside, leaving Juliet to pine away and satisfy herself with the locals. The lovers eventually reunite (and ignite) in a twist on the old suicide potion routine, proving sex after death is possible!

The relatively high rating for J&R applies mainly because of lush productions values and an earnest attempt at making a real movie. Next time, hire a better screenwriter.



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