Of course she's stunning, for cryin' out loud. That's why she's Playmate of the Year.

The quintessential Swedish blonde with eyes that suck you into a mountain fjord, Victoria Silvstedt stands around six-foot, and, bet your meatball, every square inch of her lower limbs are properly accounted for with shapely Nordic leg.

As a glamour tribute, this tape pulls no punches and is positively flawless. Hence, no aspect of Silvstedt's from goes unappreciated, including that area just below the ankles which the tendency of most pretty girl essays is to avoid like the plague.

One sequence has Silvstedt modeling a dress ingeniously constructed of her nude polaroid pix. An elaborate Cinderella spin almost plays like a mini-movie, but the viewer with a taste for blonde eye candy might be drawn to the bikini musical number which solicits the help of Victoria's older sister. Equally spectacular in the face and body department, sis, unfortunately, remains modest.

Bonus footage includes a high concept profile of Playmate Shauna Sand (Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas to you). Curiously, Sand, a cross between Kathy Ireland and Brooke Shields, takes almost every opportunity imaginable to remind the viewer that she has an international business degree. As if we'd expect Lorenzo to settle for anything less.

Two extraordinary portraits makes for a very powerful addition to your alternative section.