Hey, we're all for gorgeous shots of water splashing down perfectly formed tits with erect nipples. It's primal, it's elemental. But after nearly an hour, it's also kinda repetitive, no matter how well shot. Which is why we suggest viewing this featurette in doses. It will certainly have more erotic impact than the cumulative effect, which is like spending all day at the water-park and finally discovering parts of your body shriveling.

Nevertheless, Wet & Wild offers up a generous portion of slick scenarios with gorgeous water babies frolicking around, tossing pregnant water balloons at each other, floating around in a human fishbowl, and being covered with a milky substance which we suspect is not dairy creamer.

Strangely, there's very little exterior pool or ocean activity, but one successful interior studio-tank situation is designed to look like a stylized desert island, and here a parrot catches sight of Robinnon Crusoe being ravaged by Woman Friday. With apologies to Dafoe, we found the simpler "walking-on-water" routine to be almost religiously inspiring.