Three girls, each taking a trio of trunk from three guys.

First at the gate is Delfin, taking on Ron Jeremy, Dave Hardman and Jonathan Morgan. Get past the few technical flaws and enjoy her good d.p. and double-vag before you giggle at the sight of Jeremy attempting to somehow push his rig in to fulfill the triple-pen status.

Piano-playing über-slut Mila growl like a tanked barfly at last call, gurgles, gags, spews loogies and gasps for air whilst giving brutal skull to Kyle Stone, Hardman and Morgan. The fellas gush with sweat, trying to keep up with her as she shrieks for more. But the topper is witnessing a true miracle of nature unfolding before our disbelieving eyes —a miracle heretofore seen only in the classic nature film, The Living Desert, in which the wonders of time-lapse photography allow us to watch as, in mere seconds, a blossoming desert flower unfolds in all its crimson, dew-drenched glory. One can apply this analogy to Mila, as she draws her legs up for the camera and unfurls a raw section of her lower intestine in all of its crimson, spew-drenched glory. This colonary delight, which we here at AVN have dubbed the "Colon Rose," qualifies as a Most Outrageous Sex Scene nominee beyond any shadow of a doubt, while also pushing the rating up a good half-notch. Amen.