This over-30 reviewer wouldn't know a rap star from a rap sheet… but apparently some gangsta called Son Doobie now wants to make his mark in the jizz biz. Yo, yo, yo - stick to the rappin', bro.

The show lurches around an illiterate plot and four mediocre interracial sex scenes, eventually leading up to the finale as Doobster attempts to gang a few gals like Menaja in the ass. We need this like we need Peter North doing a album covering NWA tunes.