Make sure the little ones are out of the house or fast asleep, because the opening sequence might lull you into believing you've accidentally rented a made-for-PBS television documentary. And when the sex starts, expect a lot of dilly-dallying, "who gives a damn" setups leading to merely average humping. Also, some close-up work is too dark, especially for a product featuring so much anal. Most of the girls are pretty, but like English cuisine, it's all rather bland.