We've always suspected that the readership of teen magazine Sassy was mainly comprised of middle-aged men. What a hoot it could've been if Assy fulfilled the promise of its boxcover, with some real parody instead of the usual set 'em  up, knock 'em down porno scenarios. Ah, well. At least the sex is really good.

Lovely Brooke Ashley takes a hot bone in the dumper, and a few of the other girls clean up their cracks in a bathtub fling. Lexi Leigh's hungry mouth is plastered with two fine globs of spoo from Weed and his friend, after they d.p. her sassy ass.