The laid back music that plays throughout this tape is a perfect metaphor for its overall bland sex. Put another way, there's very little that's maniacal about Anal Maniacs 5. Of the skimpy four couplings offered here, only Sid Deuce manages to ignite some sparks as she furiously rides a giant dildo wielded by Kaitlyn Ashley. The other three on-on-ones are generally just too damn languid for wood.
For his next directorial assignment, Alex Sanders definitely needs to pump up the volume.