The best porn should leave the viewer shaking his head and wondering, "What the hell is the matter with me that I'm digging this filth?"
Put Blow It Out Your Ass in this category.
This is some vile, vile, super-vile stuff, kiddies. And it's highly entertaining.
Director William H. takes the usual porn butt-sex to the next level of insanity by including milk enemas and anal cream pies in every scene. Multiple times.
And for all its foul excesses, this is some well-shot porn. The camera captures every greasy, lube-drenched, milk-soaked, splooge-oozing atrocity in crystal clear detail.
It's like looking into the souls of these chicks as they ply their trade … and if you look closely enough, you can see them die inside just a little bit.
Now that's quality entertainment.
Slightly cross-eyed Harmony is a tasty little dish who gags on cock, takes it in the backside and, like a broken sump-pump, sprays copious quantities of milk dyed with blue-green food-coloring.
Like Harmony, all the female cast members are fairly hot and are definitely dirty, dirty girls.
Watching the freshly spewed milk soak into the upholstery of whatever piece of furniture on which this mayhem occurs makes the viewer glad that this action is taking place on somebody else's movables.
Pre-noms: Best Anal-Themed Series, Best Anal-Themed Release, Best All-Sex Release.