"Tai Peh is to auditioning for the lead in a porno."  At least that's what the wooden, unintentionally hilarious voice-over tells us.  Explanations aside, you're left with an unintelligible series of poorly edited fuck scenes that begin and end without warning.  Nor will you be fairly warned before a hairy-assed cross-dresser gets corn-holed not only by his girlfriend, but also some guy who wanders in.  Don't drop the soap.