It's the old guys who pop the questions, but it's the young ones who pop their loads, in an interview format that features director Morgan leering shamelessly and inferring himself in a way that gives dirty old men a truly bad name.

Pert and pretty Hungarian beauties strip for Morgan, then secure their bodies rigidly for one- or two-position sex scenes that boast procedural dick-sucking with studs who fuck more like husbands. Which is to say, there's a serious lack of invention here, folks.

Even that would be tolerable if Morgan didn't keep popping in and out of these scenes with the disquieting frequency of a termite invasion.