Rumor has it that George Burns has been drooling over Granny Bangers.  (Well, actually, rumor has it that George Burns has just been drooling.)  George Burns?  While the ladies are no Gracie Allens -- they're not bad, and they definitely get more than their share of "hairy" Mortons.  The highlight is when a gaggle of guys jumps out of a cake and instigate a winkle orgy.  As far as this genre goes -- Granny Bangers is pretty good.  Perfect for that "hard to shop for" octogenarian.