So the guys at AVN said they wanted me to do a guest review of some video. They said it could be a nice fuckin' movie, or something nasty and filthy. Considering the fact that I am the filthiest and nastiest degenerate making movies today, for my own gratification, I wanted to see if something out there could possible be worse.

Well, have I got a video for you: A Little Bit Pregnant 2. Seventy-three minutes of big, fat, lactating, pregnant broads. Now this is the nastiest! It starts out with a huge Jamie Lee and the meatman himself, Dave Hardman. I mean, Jamie is so close to poppin', I wouldn't be surprised if Dave was rubbing his dickhead against the kid's skull. As usual, Hardman pops twice; once on her belly and the other in her mouth.

The next scene is so-so (a rough-looking black chick gets boned). Suffice to say... fast-forward.

In the third scene, a big, ripe (and actually very pretty) girl squirts momma milk all over Tommy Gunn's cock and balls, and in his mouth. She licks it all up in an interesting-looking blowjob. Gunn then fucks her hard to a climatic pop, which she eagerly takes in her mouth, then spits on to her squirting tits to make a protein milkshake. Yum-yum!

Jamie Lee is back in the next scene , not quite so big this time, with ol' Mike Horner. They fuck, suck, and he rubs her child-bearing stomach. Applause for the energy in the scene.

The finale has a (once-again) lactating redhead. She drips her boob juice all over the place, also sucking up her milk and Tommy's dick (a tasty combo). After massaging her belly with baby oil, they get down to some eager fucking, which results in another jerkable scene.