Dave Hardman perches outside the windows of various ladies with a cell phone and claims to have kidnapped their husbands.  For their safe return, the ladies must perform sexual antics for his pleasure. (Sure.)

Channone receives Frank Layne's shrink-wrapped wanker up her butt with the energy of a quilting bee and Brittany O'Connell makes a terrible move by performing sans her trademarked red pubes.  Nor does she take it in the butt.  Indecent, indeed.