A full star of this vid's rating comes courtesy of leggy, natural-bodied Laura Palmer and Jenni French, each of whom spread their here-to-eternity gams and plunge into their Continental honey pots with a gusto that buoys the rest of this spotty paean to self abuse.

Elsewhere, the ratchety drone of Anna Amore's mechanized cootchie probe mars what is otherwise a fairly hot scene. Warm to slightly sultry throughout.