There must be some unwritten Mardi Graszian rule which stipulates that only centerfolds, or only women with incredible centerfold-style knockers, be allowed to party on Bourbon Street during the Fat Tuesday festivities.

One also harbors the suspicion, form public exhibition tapes like these, that cosmetically-challenged females are being detained at the Louisiana harbor.  So as not to give pre-Lenten partying a bad name, one would assume.

You can draw your own conclusions, but, whichever way you unhook the bra strap, there's never a dull areola during the incredible 4 1/2 hours of running time in Albedo's Mardi Gras day- and nighttime extravaganza.

As advertised on its packaging (perfectly suitable for mainstream video store display), Albedo offers a near-official count of "over 650 women" who either: a) moon the camera; b) drop their drawers to appease the snatch gods; c) show their tits; d) perform public sexual acts barred from the Turner Channel; e) appear to be auditioning for Vivid contract girl status; or, f) use barber chairs for lewd or immoral purposes.  Unless a fit of anal retentiveness challenges the soul, this statistic appears to hold pretty firm.  Accept it as an urban legend or not, but we're told that 100 additional girls didn't even make the final cut.

A naked model named Marissa, who may or may not have borrowed her eyebrows from Brooke Shields, introduces various phases of action as befitting any ESPN sportscaster.

Give us that old three-point moon shoot from the balcony, anytime.  You'll find a phethora of those in Vol. 2, by the way.

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