In some ways, it's difficult to believe this is the same director who gave us an ill-advised minstrel show along with a Ku Klux Klan gangbang in Thermonuclear Sex. But what the hey…

Now that Patrick Collins has gotten a certain amount of concessionary schlock out of his system, one can only imagine what's next on the agenda for Buttwoman Tiffany Mynx after some of the sexual insanity that prevails in Buttwoman '97. Every scene (re-enforced with great locations) appears to be a guaranteed pre-nom in one category or another. Mynx's butt can't look much better, the girl-girl matchups couldn't get any oilier, sphincters won't gape any wider and Tom Byron's nuts might not get any wrinklier.

What to do. What to do. It's a dilemma which Collins, as Roscoe Bowltree, faces in this video as thin pretext for his new Buttwoman concept.

A serious putdown from former spouse Tianna (you really didn't expect a cameo, did you?) finds Roscoe commissioning Mynx to secure a new Buttwoman by sparing no expense. Tiffany scrunches her face as though she were a character in an ill-fated NBC sitcom and sets out to prove that she's the able-bodied replacement. Armed with a vidcam and a certain amount of chutzpah required of an ill-fated NBC sitcom character, Mynx is as much a buttinski as a buttwoman.

Consequently, Tom Byron tells Tiffany to fuck off while Taren Steele spanks him on one end and jerks him off at the other. What starts off as an amusing sideshow escapade develops into a (sorry) thermonuclear ass fuck as Byron divvies his attention between Taren's butthole and less explicit activity involving Minx's ass. Resilient devil that she is, Tif also manages to toe fuck Steele in the middle of the body pile-up.

And who says adult video doesn't address relevant social issues? When Minx catches Coral Sands pissing in a lake, environmentalist Tif considers punishment in terms of a fourway that also brings Sands' pals Tnoisha Mills and Raylene to the bargaining table. Like the three cackling witches in "Macbeth", Sands and company converge on Mynx's asshole with an exchange of howitzer-sized objects, finding every available orifice in creation. Think of four of the most beautiful bodies one could ever possibly match up in a scene, and you've got it right here.

From lake to ocean, Minx's search also takes her to the beach where she discovers Chloe secretly masturbating to surfers Kyle Stone and J.J. Michaels. Okay, so it's not Fabian and Tab Hunter, but what develops is a blistering ass fuck with Stone hanging ten in Chloe's banzai pipechute.

Mila's also back with her Louis Armstrong impressions (see Caught from Behind 25), this time as Mynx and Michael Hurt converge on her asshole. Suggesting a maneuver that begs to be tried out at the Sears garden dept., Hurt buttfucks Mila as though she were a human lawn mower.

The finale in Roscoe's office starts off pleasant and unassuming enough. Hayley-Jane Russell and Donna Warner are in to chitchat. However, playful spanking nad ass groping soon opens the doors to a free-for-all hen Julian St. Jox, Monique and, finally, Tif with her camera converge on the scene.

Roscoe steals away during the hellsfire showdown. Probably to meditate on his sins of Thermonuclear Sex.