Released | Oct 01st, 1997 |
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Running Time | 56 |
Director | Morty Valentino |
Company | Loads of Fun Video |
Critical Rating | Not Yet Rated |
Genre | Specialty |
If Mother Goose had grabbed a vidcam and aimed it at a foot, fool's luck would dictate she'd come up with livelier concepts than what's on display here. Imagine a bather pampering her toes in sudsy tub water only to have a camera gaffe reveal the fact she's wearing clothes! Oops, there goes that fantasy. Then, how about the one of the lady removing her toenail polish with the bandaid on her banged-up right ankle continually coming loose? Makes you want to lick that arch.
The opening montage is also rerun in several places, betraying an embarrassing lack of foot-age. Methinks this is a job for Footman.