It's gotta be snowin' in July when there's a tape featuring Missy and she's not the hottest babe in it. But the voracious Careena Collins, dressed in what we hope will become the de rigueur nurse's uniform of the '90s (love that tutu!), edges out last year's Best New Starlet... and practically chokes while trying to gobble Mark Davis' choad. Of course, having Sean Michaels pounding her pussy and simultaneously delivering some light whacks to her ass couldn't have helped matters any -- except from the viewer's viewpoint. And that's just the beginning of BBNN's longest scene, which sees several anal positions, a d.p., and several of Careena's fingers in her pussy when she apparently decides Davis' cock isn't big enough for her. Pre-nom, please, for Best Group Scene.
But it's not like Missy's menage is far behind, and is equally deserving of pre-nomination status. It's hard to tell which of the laid-back guys (Davis, Mr. Marcus, Mickey G.) needs Missy's medical attention in this outdoor romp, but both of the blonde honey's lower holes get all the attention they so richly deserve. Look for two d.p.'s in two positions, and plenty of extra anal action besides -- more than enough to burst your thermometer.
Less than a pubic hair width away from the pre-nom mark, however, is the opener with Chloe, who's starting to resemble a youthful Margot Kidder more with each passing month. Don't expect to find her wandering in a daze around Los Feliz, however, 'cause that would require her to stop long enough to take Vince Vouyer's cock out of her butt.
The lower rung of this very lofty ladder is shared by the remaining two scenes, each of which is better than 90 percent of the other butt bangs out there on the shelves. In one, Nici Sterling and Papillon alternate between sitting on Mark Davis' face and cramming his cock up their asses. The closer has Brit newcomer Sabrina Johnson in a dentist's chair, getting all orifices drilled by what could be the Crest soccer team of porn. Sabrina gets the bologna sandwich twice, takes a couple of cum shots to the mouth, then drinks a glass of the spew to finish out the tape.
Whew! Give this sucker a pre-nom for Best All-Sex Tape, and deliver kudos to all involved.