When's the last time anyone saw Jon Dough jump Diedre Holland's bones? Unlike Neanderthal fossils, this recently-unearthed, late '80s relic is not a particularly valuable example of hetero-erectus, although it does have an "enormous" significance of sorts when Rocco and Selen perform a rather uninhibited fertility dance.

Before she chokes on his choad and bends over for some hot doggie-style humping, he thoroughly beats her ass into a frenzy. (This may not play in Peoria, retailers be advised.) Flub-a-dubbing doesn't bolster the standard sex, which is padded out into the sequel. Pretty Euro-girls are the highlight.