To their credit, a few of the girls in these vids are actually enjoying themselves as they inhale dark meat and split the anal atom. However, the overall camera-work is so awful that it obscures virtually every potentially good angle.

Mr. Eighteen Inches may be a sexual curiosity, but his equipment could best be described as "Nerf-cock." Despite its size, the appendage is never fully erect and it's practically useless when it comes to generating an orgasmic response.

If viewers are determined to slog through an overwhelming amount of mediocre footage to get off on a few seconds of decent hardcore, they deserve a medal.