Director Robert Black has this genial Black Mass charisma that comes across the screen like a light-hearted musical version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. To know Black is to love the sledge-hammer idiosyncracy of his work. Even so, one must bear that love to moronic lengths in order to appreciate Blacks latest video concoction.

Nice Fuckin' Movie is about as subtle as a fuckin' kick in the balls, but, at the same time, it's awfully fuckin' funny. Provided you come equipped with a Mad Magazine sense of humor.

Acting as host and commentator, a politically correct Black informs us that there'll be no choking, spitting, slapping, punching, hair pulling, broken bottles over the head or trash cans. Naturally, he proceeds with a demonstration of all of the above, with a commitment such as to make the World Wrestling Federation proud. One last thing, Black tells us. No midget gags -- a tipoff that what we're about to see is going to look like the casting call for the Billy Barty story.

Sure enough. With scenes of Black on the bottom of a multi-midget pile-up, and other cuddly video snippets of similar ilk thrown in, a surprise awaits, lest you think this is fast becoming a commercial for Big Brothers. Nice Fuckin' Movie develops into this raucous alliance of frontal d.p.'s, pretty girls with big yammas and deftly executed anal penetrations. Nice fuckin' goin'.

The sexual side of things kicks off with one of those gauzy pool sequences that would have you think Tonisha Mills was making a comeback in a Playboy vid. False notions are dispelled quickly as T.T. Boy enters the picture, ushering in an era of psychotic, thigh-flying, poolside fucking.

In a tub sequence, Randi Lee jerks Claudio with her toes, then gets fucked in the ass time and again in various d.p. combinations when Claudio's partner Paul Cox enters the picture.

Nothing could be more mesmerizing than a redhead with alabaster skin getting plowed in the ass. And Phaedra, whose complexion harkens fond memories of Flame, but whose body is filled out to more tantalizing proportions, gets her asshole worked over by Marc Wallice and Dick Nasty. The energy level's tantamount to watching two frat brothers at a beer party fucking a coed; and throw in a bonus sequence where Phaedra works Dick's dick with her feet.

T.T. Boy and Paul Cox then fuck Kimberly Jade as though she were the last whore left in a Tijuana flop house. Leaving a tip of immeasurable wealth, T.T. nails her with a crescendo-reaching sidesaddle anal. And after Donna Warner gets her ass licked and fucked several ways to Sunday, Black rides off into the distance.

By the way, Bob, nice fuckin' car.