We could've opened this review with a really corny Doublemint Gum analogy, but Twins is actually closer to Razzles candy... or is it gum? Case in point is the sequence with Carolynn and Leslie, two hot brunettes who share a candle-lit bubblebath. They take their innocent soapy sojourn into the realm of some lesbian kissing and fondling. One can practically hear the "sproing" of thousands of peckers across the nation rising at the mere thought of Sapphic incest, albeit captured in the ultra-tasteful Playboy manner.

This vid, lighter than one of the aforementioned soap bubbles, manages to capture one's attention from frame one to the final credit roll. Simplicity is the key which unlocks a Fort Know of tantalizing treasures. Each set of sisters, many of them twins, are briefly interviewed, and one subject of their responses is chosen to highlight a fantasy sequence.

You'll find a whole spate of innocuous mind candy such as a country shower behind the old gas station; French maids stripping for their boss in a high-tech wonderland; a decidedly unsweaty but arousing gym workout; a champagne and twin-filled hot tub; and a girlish slumber party featuring not two but four delectable women!

Frankly, the interview segments ("I like taking bubble baths, they're fun!") are deader than Deng Xiaoping's funeral, but the girls are uniformly attractive and often knockout quality. Whether this is a natural attribute of the girls or simply a tribute to the cinematographer's skill is a moot point. The final result is a series of delicious double exposures where every negative is a positive.