In the latest episode of this horny soap opera, Alisha Klass heads over to the Butts crib with an armful of flowers to cheer Seymore up after a lengthy hospital stay. It soon becomes apparently that Seymore's recovery is complete. Before she can utter a "get well," Seymore is up her ass like white on rice, pounding away and pulling out for frequent reinsertions (the hall more of a hot anal vid, a minor yet crucial point which seems to escape many who treat in shallower waters).

Soon after the typical parade of randy well-wishers begin to track through Seymore's house, all of them putting on a display of booty which would send lesser men right back into the intensive care ward.

Of course, all of this frivolity is as spontaneous as a re-creation on America's Most Wanted. Sure, it's repetitive, and hinders the possibility for a raging AAAAA review, but what the hell. Seymore's product has an appeal and a track record that speaks volumes more than our minor creative quibbles.

Each segment is a winner. Tyce Bune cops himself a little analingus action from Envy, and Vivian partakes of Klass's prodigious lesbian inclinations. Elsewhere in Mexico, Seymore continues his adventures, helping out a local porn merchant by supplying a few industry faces for an in-store autograph op. Before Mark Davis, Herschel Savage and the girls even hit the personal appearance trail, lust in the Mexican dust takes hold.

Start engraving those statues, boys. Savage spreads Klass' perfectly rounded cheeks for a tushy con carne invasion. Unlike her doggie-style spreads for Seymore, Klass hosts this particular crack invasion with a diversity of positions, all hotter than the last. If anal sex were a language, Klass could translate for the United Nations.