Lady President by day, hooker by night… wasn't this a Linda Blair movie back in the early '80s? It should've been. This absurdist "mellow drama" is really just an excuse to pay off numerous blackmail scenarios with hardcore action, of which there is plenty. Laure, a supercute blonde, looks positively ravishing either dolled up in a business suit or in a state of perpetual dishabille, sucking off customers in back alleys or taking a dick up the ass on the marble steps of the Presidential Palace.

Unlike most tenures in public office, The First Lady doesn't overstay her welcome.