"Ancient" isn't really the appropriate word to use in reference to these mature women. In his hotel room interviews, director Valentino sounds like an 80-year-old raincoat dude with marbles in his mouth, constantly wheezing from the excitement, or at least the idea of i.

In Vol. 3, Teddi Barrett, a far cry from being truly "old," takes it up the arse like a real trooper. Looking like (and maybe she is?) a gal still in her 20s, busty Cassidy entwines at the pelvis with Guy DiSilva with energy to spare. Patty Please (formerly Patty Plenty) is admittedly the most, ahem!, "ancient" of the group, but still throws in a solo and a quickie doggie-style aimed at huge boob fans.

Vol. 4 starts with superswinger Sonata, a rust-haired wench who takes it up the butt from Wayne Summers. Kathy Jones, a bit more severe and stark in appearance, is only fair. It ends with Kia and Summers doing a messy, nasty job on one another.