This is amazingly bad porn.  When the Castillian cocksmen employed in this little fiasco actually manage to hoist the ol' mainsail - which isn't too often - they manifest an alarming inability to actually get their pollas in the hole.  They give the impression of so many Don Quixotes wacked-up on Thorazine, lances drooping, tilting at targets they just can't seem to hit.  It's a sight to see, and not a pretty one.