Like "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, who's transformed his image through a series of startling personality re-inventions, coed oil wrestling, once the province of cowtown theme bars, the movie Stripes, and namby-pamby softcore video programming has, like The Hulkster, gone to the dark side.

And Hardcore Male/Female Oil Wrestling presents four sexually explicit, no-holds barred, eye-gouging matches to prove once and for all that wrestling is the sport of kinks. Or, at least the way it's presented here, it is. To be sure, none of the holds employed in these slithering, full-contact genitalia bouts are sanctioned by the World Wide Sexual Federation. Great news for viewers in search of steel cage erections.

As the title suggests, the squared circle ain't as square as it used to be. Herein, four Canadian couples (ah, fresh faces and bodies to gawk at!) sport the briefest of jockey wear. For what little purpose that it matters. The girls, luscious by all California beach babe standards, lose their bikinis quickly and early. The guys, muscular by gargantuan standards, return the favor. The fun begins once an obscene amount of body oil gets added to the chemistry.

Lensed in Canada, this tape goes to show that Greco-Roman ass grabbing and full-Nelson Family Planning are concepts yet to be truly appreciated in the States.

Incredibly sensuous viewing, grab this once-in-a-lifetime experience. It has cult-classic status written all over it.