After SSK3’s opening credits, a surprisingly entertaining sequence introduces us to a cast of more than forty characters. You’ll need a guide to understand the plot, as it’s Byzantine even by Jim Holliday standards. What you won’t have trouble comprehending is the sex, which is plentiful and incredibly hot.

Highlights include Chad Thomas and his partner kicking things off with a heated anal fuck in the girl’s dorm; T.T. Boy giving sorority sweetheart Sindee Coxx a G-Spot orgasm as she takes his Louisville slugger in her batter’s box; a savage d.p. with Steve Hatcher and Nick East slamming in to wanton woman Stacy Valentine; Krista Maze assisting Nina Hartley in a feverish strap-on up Nico Treasure’s Phi Beta Crapper; and Houston squatting over a nude Mark Davis, her pussy lips clinging to his cock as he long-strokes in and out of her red-as-a-cherry pleasure pot.

Nice slo-mo T&A sequences also abound, featuring the kittens biking, strolling through campus and sunning themselves in the park, while wearing string bikinis, sun dresses, cut-off shorts—and less.

When all the girls gather for the final initiation of the pledges, Hartley reveals the long-held secret of Upsilon Sigma: “The world is ruled by the power of the pussy,” she tells the pledges, who kneel before her and Ashlyn Gere, among others. “Pussy is the source of all power.”

“Pay tribute to the source”, Gere commands the initiates as she parts her ceremonial robes. As the music swells, six eager tongues dive into six wet pussies. The ladies form a daisy chain, and as the camera roams freely through the quorum of quim, twelve titillating twats fast become thirty. Amidst all the groping, groaning gals, we find Boy, who begins his “incarceration” at the hands of the girls by banging nearly half the women in the scene. Paisley Hunter is the first to fall to T.T.’s heat-seeking moisture missile, as he tenderizes her twat in multiple positions. Tiffany Mynx is next, her lovely lips and talented tongue quickly working Boy up to one of his three orgasms(!) in the scene. Boy then plunders Kylie Ireland’s clover patch with his purple shillelagh, followed by a standing reverse-cowgirl and horsie-style hump with Shayla LaVeaux.

Nearby, Gere, LaVeaux and two others funger-fuck Mynx into quivering, quaking oblivion; Christi Lake plays butt bongos with her blonde partner’s ass, while Hartley parts her thighs for the questing tongue of yet another horny female; and Missy and Jill Kelly lie back to enjoy the oral ministrations of two of their sorority sisters, while Brianna Lee’s red mane bobs up and down as she tongue-fucks a grateful gash in the background. Have you guessed this reviewer’s choice for Best Group Sex Scene?

So just one question, Jim—who are the “Ohio Yellow Snow?”