"In the beginning..." Scratch that. "In the course of human events..." Uh-uh. Been there. "Face front, true believers!" No, not quite. Well okay, what sentiment is left to express the utterly resplendent, mind-wrenching, cock-stiffening material which Stagliano regularly dishes out - which wouldn't sound like a Vulcan mindmeld between cosmic hucksters Stan Lee and P.T. Barnum?

If you want to make friends and influence people, BOB4 is the tape to stock. The universally unified Buttman mystique precedes it (as evidenced by a spontaneous run-in with a carload of Brazilian tourists shouting "Hey usually!")... and there may never be any topping it either.

From London to Cannes to Vegas to usually, Stagliano makes frequent pit stops to worship at the altar of the ass, usualy with his acolyte-turned-prophet Rocco, whose singular interest in fucking borders on religious mania. (We suppose the next step for Stagliano is sainthood, but the Pope might disagree.)

At London Bridge, he and Rocco meet up with a pair of hotpants-clad cuties who take them back to their flat for a few rounds of crotch-cricket. Like a kid with his first was of Play-Doh, Rocco molds Laura's cheeks and then marvels at his creation: a gaping anus the size of the West End. The two gals are soon slobbin' his huge johnson, and Rocco greases Laura's turd-dropper with his imported spitola before taking a plunge in her bum. the other girl disappears but you won't even miss her as he glams Laura spoon style and explodes in her mouth!

The vid is peppered with the kind of tease sequences which make grown ass-men swoon, and even the shorter segments (such as the brief public flashing/anal three-way with Starr, Pears & Morris) are superlative, textbook examples of the genre. A brief but intense twosome with Susan (from Denmark) and French photographer Jean Fourne might fit into this category. Sue's a terrific example of the "no make-up but pretty" type, especially with those freckles and natural hoters. The scene isn't anal but with stagliano's participation, her glorious gluteus maximus is never ignored.

The tape contains a superior orgy with Shonna Lynn, Nico Treasures, and Marki pitted against Rocco and Joey Silvera. The setting (Stagliano's home) and action recalls the infamous scene in Face Dance, and it would require the Library of Congress to catalgoue all the partiuclars. The least we could do is point out Marki's oral disappearing act on Rocco's salami, a feat which (almost) goes unnoticed in the fray.

Considering his track record, the fact that Stagliano is able to top himself is quite a feat- but the threesome of Rocco, Christi Lakeand Ruby just may be the one! Give it extra points for being an exterior setting. These two have been teasing Rocco intermittently throughout the tape, and finally the stallion has them all to himself. The first thing he does is wash their outrageous buble butts with a foaming bottle of beer as a precurosr to some tasty ass eating.

None of this playfulness preapres the viewer for some of the wildest climaxing ever committed to videotape, and red-haired Ruby is the culprit. She squirms underneath Rocco in a deck chair, while Christi sits on her face, qand the resulting taste of cooz eand sone-hard cockjameed in her cunt makes the girl explode like an M-80, repeatedly, until she's a quivering, helpless mass of jelly.

Having done his duty for Ruby, Rocco begins to probe Christi's chocolate speedway with tongue, fingers, and cock. Again and again he parts her fleshy globes for dizzying insertion shots, while Ruby sucks his stumpola between ass-schtuppings. Finally, it's the taste of Christi's toes ("I'm-a gettin' weird in my age, John!") that really sets off his rocket, causing a shared ass 'n' face explosion for the gals.

Bend Over Babes 4 could be the best Gonzo vid of the new year, or any year. Stock it.