Lackluster sex, poor sound quality and a box cover group grope that's MIA on the tape itself all add up to a below-average rating.

Of the vid's five sex scenes, the only one with any real life is the fourth, a Kimberly Jade/Jake Steed coupling.

The closer, meanwhile, a silicone summit between chest-melon heavyweights Holly Body and Rebecca Wild, is seriously squandered, since about all they do is a little pawing and not much else.