Normally, the number of ads for other products squeezed between sex scenes here would draw the unrelenting ire of this and most other reviewers, but since the action featured in said ads is every bit as deliciously strokable as anything in the featured segments, we'll just treat Private's unabashed but nimble merchandising as part of the scenery and move on.

As for the six main-course scenes on tap here, retailers can rest assured that they're par for the Private course, which is to say that they're chock full of cute-as-a-button Euro-honeys getting their pussies plugged, heinies hammered and faces coated with copious cannonades of Continental cum.

Most of the featured girls, Alyssa and Sylvia Saint excepted, will be new to American audiences. And as is the case with most Private products, the technical t's and i's are generally crossed and dotted, respectively.